Rounding Up the Rollups

Today I ate at Bagel Brothers, one of my favorite Olympia eateries. While I was eating, I noticed a few young kids also eating. Well, they were more of playing with their food. They had some of those foot-long fruit rollup things. They were carrying them around precariously close to the floor, and whipping them on the tables and chairs. I felt like rounding up their fruit rollups, and throwing them away. They were putting them on dirty surfaces, and were still going to eat them. No wonder little kids get sick so much, I hope I wasn't that germ naive when I was a young lad. Although, one time I did take a bite out of a cinnamon roll my dog brought home on garbage day, but that is another story.