Guest Blogger

This is Guest Blogger Harrison Lofthus, reporting for duty.

I always enjoy Sunday afternoons. Lazy and carefree, they are always relaxing. Until today. Upon sitting down in my easy chair for some refreshing soda and potato chips, I heard a loud crash outside of my window. A large Space Ape had landed his ship in my backyard. I offered the Space Ape some aid, but he refused. He said that he needed to tunnel into the Earth to find some Ogerian-Womze Diamonds. I suppose he is still tunneling in my backyard even as I write this. I hope he finds those Ogerian-Womze Diamonds; he sure was a nice Space Ape.