Showing posts with label cake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cake. Show all posts

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Spring Forward, I'm Back!

Three things.
1. Daylight Saving Time was proposed as a way to conserve candles. This is 2016. We mainly use candles once a year to signify how old we are on a cake. We promptly blow out these candles after a short song because they hinder us from stuffing our face with cake. We don't need to conserve candles anymore.
2. No matter the potential reward, putting yourself at risk for a Craigslist deal is not worth it. Also, if a deal seems too good to be true, it probably is. For the above reasons, I will most likely not be buying a collection of silver dollar somebody inherited from a grandpa they didn't really know and wanted to exchange for my weight set at 1:00am.
3. Let's not get hasty, but it looks like I am back internet! Did you miss me?